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Post by montegriffo on Aug 25, 2022 11:53:53 GMT
Tecoyah thought Linguine was a type of Italian sportscar.
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Post by tecoyah on Aug 25, 2022 12:53:20 GMT
Monte was ejected from a Lady GaGa concert for wearing a cooler outfit then she had.
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Post by montegriffo on Aug 25, 2022 14:25:05 GMT
Monte was ejected from a Lady GaGa concert for wearing a cooler outfit then she had. My tofu steak dress is still talked about in all the best fashion houses of Paris and Milan.
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Post by tecoyah on Aug 25, 2022 15:39:41 GMT
Monte was ejected from a Lady GaGa concert for wearing a cooler outfit then she had. My tofu steak dress is still talked about in all the best fashion houses of Paris and Milan. After getting ejected by GaGas bouncer, Monte was gangraped by a herd of feral cats when they tried to eat his dress and got pissed it was Tofu.
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Post by montegriffo on Aug 25, 2022 16:10:45 GMT
My tofu steak dress is still talked about in all the best fashion houses of Paris and Milan. After getting ejected by GaGas bouncer, Monte was gangraped by a herd of feral cats when they tried to eat his dress and got pissed it was Tofu. The worst thing was all the vegans standing around with their ''animals have rights too'' placards did nothing to stop it.
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Post by tecoyah on Aug 25, 2022 16:12:01 GMT
After getting ejected by GaGas bouncer, Monte was gangraped by a herd of feral cats when they tried to eat his dress and got pissed it was Tofu. The worst thing was all the vegans standing around with their ''animals have rights too'' placards did nothing to stop it. Pussies!
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Post by montegriffo on Aug 25, 2022 16:32:18 GMT
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Post by tecoyah on Aug 25, 2022 18:40:04 GMT
Monte tried mountain climbing but the harness rubbed his scrotum raw...no one told him to wear anything else.
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Post by montegriffo on Aug 26, 2022 16:17:01 GMT
Tecoyah tried a vegan only diet but had trouble catching enough vegans to satiate his alarming appetite.
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Post by tecoyah on Aug 26, 2022 17:56:10 GMT
Monte was famous for his knife juggling act until his old folks home performance.....apparently he took "Your Killing It" too seriously.
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Post by montegriffo on Aug 26, 2022 18:30:28 GMT
Monte was famous for his knife juggling act until his old folks home performance.....apparently he took "Your Killing It" too seriously. My ball spinning act got me thrown out of the Girl Guide jamboree.
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Post by tecoyah on Aug 26, 2022 18:59:39 GMT
Monte was famous for his knife juggling act until his old folks home performance.....apparently he took "Your Killing It" too seriously. My ball spinning act got me thrown out of the Girl Guide jamboree. Go ahead and tell yourself that....we all know what REALLY got you booted.
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Post by tecoyah on Sept 28, 2022 15:03:03 GMT
I once wrestled an Alligator in Alabama and Aced Acrobatic Albatross Arial Astronomy while doing nude yoga for an MTV video by Twisted Sister.
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Post by silva on Jan 18, 2024 22:34:39 GMT
Tecoyah knows how to speak Portuguese and will sing a Portuguese Fado title We all have our Fado
Tecoyah sabe falar português e vai cantar um Fado português titulo Todos nós temos o nosso Fado
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